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I don't have to tell you that monkeys can be damned sexy. Remember Marcel? He starred on Friends for awhile, and inspired me to want a monkey. Don't worry - Since we're actually really unbelievably lazy, this didn't happen.

So, on that note, I know the whole "monkeys are sexy" thing is why you're here. Maybe I should tell you now that there are no nude photos on this site. Especially not of monkeys, apes, chimps, or any other sort of primate. This would include Jason.

With requests, I suppose we could post nude monkey photos, but since there hasn't been any outpouring cries for naked bellies, I think we're all safe for now.

We're gonna

dance all night
to this DJ


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pmd!

  1. Medieval knights put the skin of pmd on their sword handles to improve the grip.
  2. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at pmd.
  3. Only one person in two billion will live to be pmd.
  4. The word 'samba' means 'to rub pmd'!
  5. The most dangerous form of pmd is the bicycle.
  6. Scientists have discovered that pmd can smell the presence of autism in children!
  7. Pmd is the world's smallest mammal.
  8. When pmd is swallowed, it will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
  9. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as pmd!
  10. Pmd invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
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